I had a really weird dream a few weeks ago. Here it is:
I’m on a cruise with Johnny Depp. *Cue screaming girls* and he’s dressed like Edward Scissorhands! But get this, he talks like Captain Jack Sparrow! So we’re eating dinner and watching the sunset, and all of a sudden lobsters appear in the water and start singing “La la la la la la la la la la!!!!!” And then Johnny Depp/Edward Scissorhands/Captain Jack Sparrow says in his Captain Jack Sparrow voice, “What a lovely fine sunset. Savvy?” While he holds his margarita in his Edward Scissorhands hands!!!
And then I wake up! Pretty strange, huh?
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